I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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