I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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