And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
