Little spoons don't ask big questions
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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