I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.