I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.