I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.