what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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