is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the day after is always just damage control
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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