Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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