yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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