you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
