Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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