I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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