We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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