No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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