fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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