You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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