Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
