But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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