I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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