Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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