I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
