Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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