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hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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