Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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