either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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