Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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