He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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