Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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