More tranny stories later!
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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