Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
no you cant smoke seaweed
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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