She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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