i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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