Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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