but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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