Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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