But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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