this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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