dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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