she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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