you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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