dude i'm inner monologue high
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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