There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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