All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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