marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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