Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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