would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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