woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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