Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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