Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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