Little spoons don't ask big questions
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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